If Movie Poster Taglines Were Honest
We've taken it upon ourselves to make movie posters useful.
![If Movie Poster Taglines Were Honest](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/2/5/626925.jpg?v=2)
Movie posters are OK, we guess. More accurately, they're OK for about five seconds, because rarely do they ever tell us anything useful about the film we're paying a large pizza's worth of cash to see.
Which is why we edited the following posters for accuracy. Hopefully we'll save you some pizza money.
![CRACKED.COM LIAM NE ES 0 N A MAN STARVES WOLVES THE GREY RUUNC FIG NEIN RETTENENT ISITFEE JIPAERWTT EOIMTRINT IIS EAPOHANAM PAMNEST TEGOE FIAV EPT MRG](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/5/626765.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDOON Owen Jennifer WILSON ANISTON Marley & Me Dog poops on a beach and owner kills him.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/8/626768.jpg?v=2)
![SANTA KIDNAPS A BABY AND NO ONE CARES. CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/0/626770.jpg?v=2)
![OF URIOUS THE A bold plan gets destroyed by bald men. CRACKEDOOT APRIL 14 IN THEATERS AND IMVAX](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/5/626755.jpg?v=2)
![THE SEVERAL COPS HAVE THEIR THOUGHTS EXPOSED. PAFTOA h THE DEPARTED CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/3/626763.jpg?v=2)
![RAQUEL WELCH POSTER GIVES MUCH-NEEDED RELEASE TO LONELY NERD TIM ROBBINS MORGAN FRYE E M A N THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION CASTLE ROCK ENTERTAINMENTr AFRAN](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/4/626754.jpg?v=2)
![If Movie Poster Taglines Were Honest](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/8/1/626781.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDCON DALrDisney ATR PICTURES PRESENTS BUD K KID GETS BENCHED FOR A DOG.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/1/626771.jpg?v=2)
![Bill M u r r ay An immortal demigod becomes a kick-ass jazz pianist. Groundhog Day 2 3 4 COLUMBLA PICTURES PRESENTS ATREVOR ALBERT HAROLD FILM BILL](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/7/626777.jpg?v=2)
![Man who commits identity theft for teaching job still trusted with kids. SchoolorRock CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/8/3/626783.jpg?v=2)
![A hot guy from a few towns over shows back up after ghosting his girlfriend. MARVEL THOR THE DARK WORLD 11.8.13 MARVEL FACEBOOK.COM/THOR MARIVEL](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/4/9/626749.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED TOM HANKS Trusted FedEx employee decides to open everyone's mail. TESa1 CAST AWAY At the edge of the world. his journey begins. TVENTIETH CENT](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/8/0/626780.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED.COM An android with ulterior motives spikes the champagne, which leads to a squid baby and other fun stuff. FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ALIEN AND GLA](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/6/626756.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED.COM twilight AN ELDERLY MAN TAKES ADVANTAGE OF A TROUBLED TEENAGE GIRL](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/6/626766.jpg?v=2)
![THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER GRAND RAND THEFT HEFT AuTo THE SUBMARINE EDITION! CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/2/626772.jpg?v=2)
![CHRIS ROBERT SCARLETT SERASTIAN JERENY DON ANTHONY PAUL ELIZABETH DANIEL EVANS DOWNEY JR. JOHANSSON STAN RENNER CHEIDLE MACKIE BETTANY OLSEN BRIHL MAR](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/0/626750.jpg?v=2)
![REMEMBERS ALwAYs A MAN REMEMBER. CAN'T HE THAT MEMAEATO Felol) am sedtun (o.dal foown) PANTOLIANO JOE forrca selection MOSs fepiw) dechie Corficin CAR](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/4/8/626748.jpg?v=2)
![TOM HANKS An aging prison guard lets an inmate treat his bladder infection. THE GREENIMILE From the Director of The Shawshank Redemption STLEAOTENERN](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/8/6/626786.jpg?v=2)
![JOE RALPH MARISA FRED PESCI MACCHIO TOMEI GWYNNE A JONATHAN LYNN FILM MY COUSIN VINNY CRACKED.COM Lawyer accidentally threatens to rape his client](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/5/626775.jpg?v=2)
![RUSSELL CROWE RYAN GOSLING the nuca guys YOU BROKE MY ARM! WE SHOULD TEAM UP! THIS SUMMER ITheNicec](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/8/626778.jpg?v=2)
![GRAGKEDOON CRIMINAL LOSES FIGHT ROCKY ROBERT CHARTOFE .IRWIN WINKLER- JOHN G. AVILOSEN STARRNG AND SYIVESIER SIALLONE TAA SHIRE. BURT YOUNG CARL WEAT](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/2/626752.jpg?v=2)
![TERRORIST RADICALIZES YOUNG FOR BRITISH V/ENDETIIA MARCH WOMAN. ViorVendetto. 2006 com CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/8/5/626785.jpg?v=2)
![WALT DISNEY'S HY POFPINS JULIE ANDREWS DICK VAN DYKE A magic nanny convinces a mother of 2 to give up on women's suffrage. CRACKEDOON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/6/626776.jpg?v=2)
![No really. They are turtles. TEENACE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE5 AUGUST 8 IN THEATRES AND reald CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/9/626779.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDCO A MAN DESERTS HIS KIDS DURING NATURAL DISASTER FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE DARK KNIGHT TRILOGY AND INCEPTION NTERSTELLAR IN THEATRES AND IMAX E](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/7/626767.jpg?v=2)
![THE MOST BADASS SUICIDE EVER! GRA WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY RIAN JOHNSON LOOPER](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/4/5/626745.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED.COM ARE YOU WATCHING CLOSELY? NIKOLA TESLa soLVES wOrLd HunGer... ...BUT Becomes a magican inscead. THEPRESTIGE OCTOBER 20 HUGHJACKMANCHRISTIA](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/8/2/626782.jpg?v=2)
![MELGIBSON A highly advanced race of aliens does not do enough research. M'. NIGHT ISHYAMALAN'S si s ENTSTE nr SIALKS HON 326 2 11-](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/3/626773.jpg?v=2)
![Technically there is a consensual necrophilia scene KATE BECKINSALE SCOTT SPEEDMAN UNDERWORLD EVOLUTION IN THEATERS JANUARY 2006 EnterTheUnderworld.co](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/4/626774.jpg?v=2)
![PLANTS COORDINATE WORLDWIDE BIOWARFARE THE HAPPENING](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/9/626769.jpg?v=2)
![tah AFFENE AROUSAL EKCITEMENT ALARM AST DISTRESS PAS RAGET RICS HATI RAGE EXETEREENEE RIS TEINE S IFURY ER PSSON AR AROUSALP RIE ANSYT DIST WE ITESS C](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/4/626764.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED.COM PiIGRIM I THE WORLD vS. S hi Hipster Kills Seven People For Girl He Just Met](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/4/6/626746.jpg?v=2)
![Bickering one-percenters derail public mass transit. stw BC880 BALE CAINE NEESON HOLMES OLDMAN FREEMANG BATMAN BEGINS BSATO US TNELI SM T0010 JUNE 17](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/4/7/626747.jpg?v=2)
![THEY FIGHT UNTIL THEIR MOMS MAKE THEM STOP #WHOWILLWIN 3.25.16](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/7/626757.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED.CO BRAD PITT EDWARD NORTON A DAVID FINCHER FILM I A DOMESTIC TERRORIST ATTEMPTS SUICIDE.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/2/626762.jpg?v=2)
![Same Sh*t Different Room CRACKEDGOM SALVI](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/0/626760.jpg?v=2)
![If Movie Poster Taglines Were Honest](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/1/626751.jpg?v=2)
![RYAN GOSLING EMMA STONE LA LA LAND ESONTUE DIBECTO O WIS A Very Long Glee Episode](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/9/626759.jpg?v=2)
![A food critic's life flashes before his eyes after eating something a rat touched. DisneY PIXAR RATATOUILLE (rata.tuy)](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/8/4/626784.jpg?v=2)
![Billionaire forces teenage boy to undress on city rooftop. 11061 7.7.2017 SAS etatsounie CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/3/626753.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED.COM RESPONSIBLE, CARING FATHER TRIES TO KEEP HIS FAMILY TOGETHER AT ANY COST FROM MAD MASTERNINO BEORGE MILLER TOM HARDY CHARLIZE THERON R R A](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/1/626761.jpg?v=2)
![A GUY GRIEVES THE LOSS OF HIS PET AND KILLS A LOT OF PEOPLE JOHN WICK A GUY IS HAPPY TO HAVE A NEW PET AND KILLS A LOT OF PEOPLE CHAPTER JOHN WICK](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/8/626758.jpg?v=2)