15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

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How 16 Celebrity Careers Imploded, Explained In 3 Steps

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How 16 Celebrity Careers Imploded, Explained In 3 Steps

Some stars' careers are long, twisting, and hard to follow. Robert Downey, Jr., for example, went from '80s nobody to Oscar contender to "Unsurprisingly, he was arrested for drugs again" to Iron Man to "Why is Iron Man in this movie?"

Some famous people's careers, on the other hand, can be traced as easily as 1-2-3.

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