Ratings for movies and shows are ... umm ... overrated. There are too many people voting with too many differing opinions to really get a good idea of whether or not what you're thinking about watching fits your personal tastes.

Well, screw all that shit -- here are some pictures and charts that'll tell you exactly what's in store.

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