22 Terrible Life Tips Our Moms Actually Gave Us

But, hey, we love 'em anyway.
22 Terrible Life Tips Our Moms Actually Gave Us

Mom's are great. Outside of that whole "giving us life" thing, they actually know a thing or two -- so they can give some great advice. Unfortunately, they can also give some hilariously awful advice.

These are the latter.

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TAKE SOME ESSENCE OF DAISY. THAT' LL DEAL WITH THATA.D.D. OF YOURS. 0 CRACKED
CRACKED.OON I am not buying you tampons, they will break your virginity Mom
F have you sex, will eateh AIDS you and DIE. CRACKEDCON
Boaitoms Your butt's too big to wear pants like that. I was 11, 5'8 and weighed 110 lbs.
CRACKED c COM NEVER leave the house without makeup on. -In other words, never have confidence in yourself.
Actual advice she once gave me for coping with depression and OCD: Stop doing it.
SLUMBER PARTIES ARE A BAD IDEA BEC'AUSE YOU MIGHT'S GET RAPED BY ONE O YOUR FRIENDS' DADS. CRACKED.GOM
CRACKEDCON it's COOL Son, Mom: downs me hand: to wear relative. a female from the difference. tell can No one Kids at school You and Ms. Makelski a
My mom's go-to advice for ANY problem: DUNCE You're SMART, you'll FIGURE IT OUT. (I haven't)
It's OK to drive with a few drinks in you if it's still light outside. CRACKED.COM
GRAGEDOON Let go of those books and go have some fun!
CRACKED COM COLLECTING STAR WARS TOYS IS A WASTE OF MONEY. - My mom in the 80s
You need to stop playing those video games, otherwise you'll wind DENON up with a inside of you! -Mom CRACKED COM
CRACKED You dow't need tD Learn how to cook MDW, you'll learn by yourself wher you've older. -I was 13 whew I asked wuy wow to tead we. I aw 32 and
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CRACKEDCON HAIRCUTS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE. JUST LET YOUR GRANDMA KEEP DOING IT FOR FREE
Don't tach yarsef down there, it's disgusting! -my mom, instilling a lifetime of sexral repression in me, at age seven
CRACKED Mom, I'm a little frustrated right now. AON ph Stop complaining. Things get worse when you're older. 6O01 TR
CRACKEDCON PIF YOU EAT YOUR LIMA BEANSIPEAS YOUR EYES WILL TURN GREEN. -SHE TOLD ME THIS WHEN I WAS 4. E STILL EAT THOSE NASTY THINGS AND THEY STILL
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CRACKED COR How to Eat, in the World According to Mom You're too fat. You're wasting away. Don't eat SO much! Eat! Eat!

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