The Man Who Was Killed By His Own Beard

A 16th-century Dutch mayor named Hans Staininger had the most magnificent face full of whiskers the world had ever seen — a hirsute magnificence that ultimately proved to be his undoing

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Ill-Advised Movie Merchandise for Kids

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The line between children's toys and movies has grown increasingly blurry since Transformers created an entire TV show for the purpose of selling toys, and that TV show went on to become one of the most successful movie franchises of all-time. We asked you to show us some products that would have killed the marriage between film and toys on contact.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Sulaco

CRACKED. HOM tna WzARD i CONTENTS Live lankey /0 2 wins Buezard wak? Tineno Aeenonmamn Mncse ny Vatoisteny KIT

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