Once upon a time, movie studios used to give a shit about the posters they put out advertising their films. But we're pretty sure some marketing guy came along one day and said, "Hey, just squeeze as many actors into the poster as you can. And make sure they're all doing stuff that doesn't make sense." And all the magic of movie posters was lost forever.

Well, the following posters are our way of saying, "Hey, marketing guy, go fuck yourself."

Entry by mrlarry

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Entry by Danzy

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Entry by Kevin King

CRACKEDCONT THEPE. WILL BE. BLOOD

Entry by Paika

TOMMY WISEAU the ROOM Htit

Entry by SassyPaddy

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