20 Movie Posters Too Breathtaking For Hollywood

When did studios stop caring about movie posters?
20 Movie Posters Too Breathtaking For Hollywood

Once upon a time, movie studios used to give a shit about the posters they put out advertising their films. But we're pretty sure some marketing guy came along one day and said, "Hey, just squeeze as many actors into the poster as you can. And make sure they're all doing stuff that doesn't make sense." And all the magic of movie posters was lost forever.

Well, the following posters are our way of saying, "Hey, marketing guy, go fuck yourself."

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GEORGE JOHN TIM BLAKE JOHN CLOONEY TURTURRO NELSON GOODMAN O BROTHER, CRALN WHERE ART THOU? XXX MADOIRES FIIL DENTVPIFEMNE LINME ENTERTAINMENT NEMN ED
CHRIS EVANS SAMUEL LJACKSON SCARLETT JOHANNSON and ROBERT REDFORD CAPTAIN AMERICA THE WINTER SOLDIER A MARVEL STUDIOS FILM

Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

Got your own ideas for contest prompts? We'd love to see them!

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