13 Uncool Facts About Everyday Products

We'd have a much lower obesity rate in this country, that's for sure.
13 Uncool Facts About Everyday Products

There's been a big fuss recently about transparency in labeling. And we kind of wish there wasn't, because the inevitable next step is us finding out what we're really putting on and in our bodies.

It's not pretty, folks.

TEAR HERE HEINZ 57 57 HEINZ SWEETENED TOMATOSAUCE CONTAINS TWICE THE SUGAR AN EQUIVALENT SIP OF COCA COLA WOULD HAVE. MFD. IN U.S.A BY H. J. HEINZ CO.
May contain nuts... but doesn't, just some weird stuff that tastes like nuts! Cheerios NATURALLY FLAVORED Honey Nut birst WHOLE OATS ingredient GRAIN
Chips 100 can in every Potato, rice, and wheat dust, mixed with fat and formed water, a into chip shape Original the Pa) Ctipss GRACKEDCON
CRACKEDCON Johnsou's crushed rocks CUINICALIY TO BE BAD FOR YOUR BABY PROVEND EXCELLENT for CUTTING HEROIN Johnsonagohnson 600g NET of fpulverized min
13 Uncool Facts About Everyday Products
dreamlond Ghet ani virr lr SILK Spun from fibers made by worms! CRACKEDOON
LOREAL PARIS 688 TRIED. TESTED. TRUE. Preference SUPERIOR ADE DEFYEIG COO SHNSYSTEMA 8d is Ce
CRACKEDcO COM F TILEE E L Est. 1853 XAetna HEALTH LIFE SLAVE
CRACKED mnats TMU FEPSHNESS SUSHI BOX HONOKA NEU ERISCHESIEE With dved horseradish paste
GRAGKEDO CON Organic Strawberries *Actually swollen receptacle tissues, not berries!
REFRESHING AUSSIES SINCE 1888 F (NOW WITH MORE FISH BLADDER)
CRACKEDOON DD FROZEN Coolatta COFFEE mocha Equivalent to: in calories
CRAGKEDCOM Miss Dior EAU DE PARFUM WHALE FAECES AND EMETIC CONTENT EXTRACT

Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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