If Every Company Decided To Go With Passive-Aggressive Ads

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If Every Company Decided To Go With Passive-Aggressive Ads

Ad campaigns are starting to get a little snarky these days. Whether the message takes a shot at the competitor or, heck, even the consumer, companies are becoming more brazen with their contempt for the world.

It's only a matter of time before we start seeing ads like ...

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If Every Company Decided To Go With Passive-Aggressive Ads
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Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

Got your own ideas for contest prompts? We'd love to see them!

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