We've come a long way with the whole touching genitals together thing. The proof is in the numbers, which we're going to show you now.

Unfortunately there are no pictures of said genital touching. But numbers are sexy, too! Right?

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Sex Then And Now: 19 By-The-Numbers Comparisons

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Ancient Egyptians had to get creative with their sex toys. Rumor has it that Cleopatra stuffed a box with live bees to put on her genitals for stimula

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Sex Then And Now: 19 By-The-Numbers Comparisons

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