19 Tweets That Trump Will Probably Make Next

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19 Tweets That Trump Will Probably Make Next

We have no doubt that, someday, a movie is going to be made about Donald Trump and his Twitter account. Thankfully, we doubt you'll see any of the following tweets show up in said film, because, c'mon, even we have to give Trump a little credit.

Suffice to say, though, don't be surprised if you actually see any of these grace Trump's Twitter feed.

Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump Very insulted! German Chancellor Andrew Merkel refuses to meet me. Instead, I have to talk to his (ugly) secre
Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump Unpatriotic TRAITORS over at eBay are selling ISIS merchandise! Where's the outrage!? This can't stand! BETWEE
CRACKED.COM Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Now The Pope doesn't like my stance on Muslim immigration. Who does he think he is, God's gift to the wor
75 Donald Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump Unpatriotic US Olympic judge cheated to give USA only a silver's home# is (202) 976-2725, tell him he was wron
Donald J. Trump CrealDonaldTrump Unfair migratory patterns are helping Japanese and Australian fisheries catch American tuna fish! #BuildTheFishFence
CRACKED.COM Donald J. Trump Following CrealDonaldTrump Stephen Hawking thinks I'm going to destroy humanity? Please. He's just a has-been scientist. R
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Now Mel Gibson is a very smart man. Huge talent. Everyone knows but Hollywood losers. Appointing him as the US Secrea
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Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump Announcing my new reality show; The Real President of The United States. Coming soon to new Channel Trump TV!
Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump FAKE NEWS, including the haters and losers, don't talk to me anymore. From now on you will address The Beaver.
CRACKED.CO Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump First 30 days in office. Unemployment 4.7%. Dow at 20.000. Millions have afordable health care. You
19 Tweets That Trump Will Probably Make Next
Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump Terrible White House food. Very bad. Should fire kitchen staff and replace with one my many great Trump Restau
Donald J. Trump orealDonaldTrump Scientist Emmet Brown didn't believe a celebrity could be president but should believe what scientists say? A total d
FLO ANRSMY PROGRESSIVE Donald J. Trump Following @realDonaldTrump Just saw what seems like the eight millionth Progressive commercial. If they're goin
yo soy Bety la fea. Donald J Trump Following CrealDonaidTrump Hispanics make soap opera about how love isn't about looks.... then protagonist gets a m
Donald J. Trump realDananldTrump @BarackObama: Wow, @realDonaldTrump is such a great president. After seeing him I realize how much l sucked at it! #
CRACKEDC COM Twitter Top 100 Most Followers Donald J. Trump Follow @resDonsldTrump A'credible source' says I have way more twitter followers than it s
CRACKED R WWF Donald J. Trump Following @realDonaldTrump I'm going to shut this organization down SO my buddy @VinceMcMahon can get his brand name bac

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