We have no doubt that, someday, a movie is going to be made about Donald Trump and his Twitter account. Thankfully, we doubt you'll see any of the following tweets show up in said film, because, c'mon, even we have to give Trump a little credit.

Suffice to say, though, don't be surprised if you actually see any of these grace Trump's Twitter feed.

Entry by ICantWrite

CRACKED.COM Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Now The Pope doesn't like my stance on Muslim immigration. Who does he think he is, God's gift to the wor

Entry by Alunny

Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump Announcing my new reality show; The Real President of The United States. Coming soon to new Channel Trump TV!

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19 Tweets That Trump Will Probably Make Next

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CRACKEDC COM Twitter Top 100 Most Followers Donald J. Trump Follow @resDonsldTrump A'credible source' says I have way more twitter followers than it s

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