The Spider-Man musical turned out to be just as big a disaster as we suspected when we first read the words "Spider-Man musical," but it also gives us hope. It suggests that musical theater producers are so disconnected from reality that shows that are dangerously bad ideas can get off the ground.

We asked you to give them their next big idea. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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