It's hard to sum up in as few words as possible why potentially great movies ended up as giant piles of shit. Fortunately, we have charts to consolidate our thoughts into succinctly pretty pictures. Because everyone loves pictures, dammit.

So let's look at some pretty pictures of Hollywood turds.

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TERMINATOR FILMS Directed by James Cameron NOT Directed by James Cameron CRACKED.COM

Entry by Kevin King

Movies based on Nicholas Sparks' novels Two heterosexual, Caucasian people in a small town, bond over their differences and kiss in the rain, a lot An

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