We're pretty sure that somewhere along the conveyer belt that is filmmaking, some Hollywood producer that's coked out his mind says, "Where's the goddamn comic relief character?" Then he returns to his mountain of blow, unaware of the damage he has now wrought.

At least, that's how we imagine these characters made it into the final cut. But, never fear, we're here to right those wrongs.

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