Everything You Need To Know About College (In Chart Form)

It turns out everyone pretty much had the same college experience.
Everything You Need To Know About College (In Chart Form)

No matter how many movies National Lampoon comes out with, the college experience they present is never really accurate. Fortunately for you, all of us spent some time at an institute of higher learning -- whether we actually attended or we awkwardly ended up on the campus by accident.

Here's what you can actually expect.

LIFE SKILLS LEARNED IN COLLEGE 50% 20% 25% 5% Techniques and Facts Relevant to Career How to Fake Competence Professional Procrastination Skills How T
Memory Allocation of The Student Brain During Crucial Testing FAVORITE How mapy nipples FOODS do cats have? Random Exact Locations of Hot trics people
Who sits next to you in lectures The boylgirl you like A creep No-one Someone who smells and/or makes annoying noises
AVERAGE NUMBER OF BEVERAGES CONSUMED, PER DAY, PER ACADEMIC YEAR: FRESHMAN: SOPHOMORE: JUNIOR: SENIOR: :PIPPIPPIP KEY: D COFFEE BEER CRACKEDCON
was PNSL AS HELL CONFUSED CHECKING THE TIME THE ANSWER KNEW GUESS REREADING THE LUCKY QUESTION CRACKED.COM
Everything You Need To Know About College (In Chart Form)
Assignment scheduling Is it due tomorrow? 10 9 Yes No 7 12 10 Will they give you Enjoy today, an extension? 12 you only live once. No Yes 076 You shou
Everything You Need To Know About College (In Chart Form)
Allocation of time spent writing a college essay. CRACKED COM Playing skyrim Crossing fingers and requesting third extension of due date.
FINAL EXAM QUESTIONS 17 WHAT MY 8 PROFESSOR BELIEVES B FACTS FROM MY EXPENSIVE TEXTBOOK CRACKED CONT
Any Given Friday Night Parties Parties Featuring w/ Really Amazing Attractive Parties Fun Co-Eds Activities Me CRACKEDCOMT
CRACKED.CON CHARTS IN COLLEGE Time spent making charts in college Time spent complaining about charts in college Time spent dreaming about charts in c
CRACKEDCON HOW 1 SPENT MY FREE TIME DURING COLLECE Videogames Partying First year Sleeping Girlfriend Other Second year Sleeping Last year TIME? WHAT
First Semester Schedule Protesting Going to Stuff Classes 11% 9% Playing Video Games Sleeping 17% 33% Studying 2% Hooking Up Partying 6% 22%
MY TAKEAWAY FROM GROUP PROJECTS TRUSTING PEOPLE IS A BULLSHIT CONCEPT How TO GIVE CREDIT TO OTHERS FOR INDIVIDUAL WORK ACTUAL USEFUL ONFORMATION TEAM
Things I learned in college Things learned that helped me get an A SPEA Things l learned that helped me in my first job CHEN MAST A C H
Everything You Need To Know About College (In Chart Form)

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