Sometimes, loneliness isn't really a bad thing. If you don't buy into that, well, maybe you just haven't read enough dating stories yet. And by "dating stories" we of course mean horror stories, because that's pretty much what dating is until you find the right one.

So the next time you feel like jumping right in, just keep the following in mind.

Entry by xela_ananym

Wouldn't combat his HEADLICE at all.

Entry by ChevySpoons

Our parents got too damn involved.

Entry by ron saito

LOVE CONTROL 414 CRACKED.COM

Get the Cracked Daily Newsletter!

We've got your morning reading covered.

Tags

Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

Forgot Password?