Believe it or not, people actually do decide to retire from the limelight. Whether or not it's voluntary is usually up for debate, but point is that sometimes all the glamor, and money, and drugs, and then lack of money, and lack of glamor can really take it's toll on a human being.

Of course, we're curious people and like to know what's going on with those individuals whose stars have faded.

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The 14 Saddest Ways Retired Celebrities 'Spend' Their Time

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