It's hard to call reality television actual reality. All we usually see is a tiny fraction of the global population acting like almost literally no one else on the planet, and we do emphasize the word "acting" (just check the ending credits for how many writers reality tv shows have).

Which is why we hope that someday, one of these writers will just toss an awesome curveball our way. Man, we're just hoping so hard.

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