Every once in a while, somewhere on the Internet appears a "secret menu" for popular food chains that, while cool in theory, tend to leave us a little disappointed. It's usually up for debate whether or not these items are creative concoctions or just disgusting overindulgences, and they're almost always overpriced.

That's why we tasked our readers with giving these restaurants a culinary lesson by creating secret menu items that would actually be awesome. The winning submission is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by TheBuzzard

16 'Secret Menu' Items We Totally Wish Were Real

Entry by Opus52

16 'Secret Menu' Items We Totally Wish Were Real

Entry by Sonny Time

Big CRACKEDCON Boy The Atomic Wedgie Cheeseburger Ask your server about our Wet Willy Fries and swirlie Shakes.

Entry by Sonny Time

16 'Secret Menu' Items We Totally Wish Were Real

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