Keeping up with the news these days is like keeping up with the latest drug craze: It's dumb, dangerous, and not at all worth it.

So with that in mind, we tasked our readers with not only catching us up to speed on this week's most popular headlines, but also showing us what those fat cats in the big news media probably aren't showing us. The winning submission is below, but firs the runners-up ...

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