Dana Carvey Refused to Let Robin Williams Anywhere Near the Church Lady
Carvey worried that Enid Strict would need a stretcher once Williams was done with her
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- By Keegan Kelly
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3 This ‘That ‘70s Show’ Joke Hits Very Differently After Danny Masterson’s Rape Conviction
An out-of-context screenshot from the first-season episode ‘Eric’s Burger Job’ is making the rounds on Twitter
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- By Ian Garner
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13 Silly Celebrity Cameos Where They Literally Could Have Gotten Someone from a Temp Agency
Many cameos are fun and satisfying. These ain't them.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Aubrey Plaza’s Promotional Push for Big Milk Has Turned Completely Sour
April Ludgate soured on plant milk, but the vegans are punching back
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘No One Can Really Get it Wrong Unless They Call Me Kenneth’: Eddie Izzard Clarifies Her Name and Pronouns
The comedian offered up the chillest, most graceful explanation of how she would like to be addressed
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- By Ian Garner
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Five Fires That Never, Ever Stop Burning
As Billy Joel once said, ‘They’ve been burning since the world’s been turning’ — and show no signs of stopping (that last part is us, not Billy Joel)
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- By Mike Rampton
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13 Dark Humor Jokes from Samantha Bee
Few navigate the darkness of the modern news cycle as sharply as Bee
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- By Erik Barnes
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27 Movies About A Guy Who Really Sucks
At the very least, these cinematic bottom-feeders will make you feel better about yourself
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Elon Musk Says ‘The Essence of Comedy Is to Reveal the Truth’ While Twitter Helps Authoritarian Governments Conceal the Truth
Musk blasts liberals for being untruthful while he helps despots silence detractors
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Simpsons’-Inspired Steamed Hams Lager Goes Great with Burgers
A former ‘Simpsons’ writer teamed up with a Portland brewery to make the perfect pairing for a patented Skinner burger
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Downcycled Art That Turns Peter Griffin into Jesus Christ
Texas-based artist and tattooer Tyler Turnbull is painting ‘silly things into unloved art’
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- By Ian Garner
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This ‘That ‘70s Show’ Joke Hits Very Differently After Danny Masterson’s Rape Conviction
An out-of-context screenshot from the first-season episode ‘Eric’s Burger Job’ is making the rounds on Twitter
- Authors
- By Ian Garner
- Published
- Comments
- 2
Aubrey Plaza’s Promotional Push for Big Milk Has Turned Completely Sour
April Ludgate soured on plant milk, but the vegans are punching back
- Authors
- By Keegan Kelly
- Published
- Comments
- 6
‘No One Can Really Get it Wrong Unless They Call Me Kenneth’: Eddie Izzard Clarifies Her Name and Pronouns
The comedian offered up the chillest, most graceful explanation of how she would like to be addressed
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- By Ian Garner
- Published
- Comments
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