Catching up on the news is a lot like taking hallucinogens and watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: You have no idea which incredibly screwed up parts are actually happening, and which parts were made up in your drug-addled brain.

That's why we tasked our readers with taking recent stories that were big in the news and stripping them of any political bullshit or human bias. The winning submission is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by okojemiako

CBcnews IWorld Home Worlid Canada Poliltics Business Health Arts & Entertainment Technology Worid Photo Galleries Russians must admire chocolate Putin

Entry by Paka

If Recent News Was Giving You Truth, Not B.S.

Entry by okojemiako

NEWS Home Video World US & Canada UK Business Tech Science Magazine E Entertainment & Arts Worst Beatle possessions fetch $9.2m at auction from fan wh

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