Everyone likes a good urban legend -- but we don't actually want them to exist, right? Well, maybe some of us do. Because, as it turns out, there are a few people who would have a lot to gain from these myths being true -- from the media all the way to specialized companies.

We asked our readers to show us what this world would look like. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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