Let's not beat around the bush: Google is so powerful, it's kind of scary. Unless you live in a cave and burn your own feces to stay warm, chances are you rely on Google more than you probably even realize.

So what happens when this search engine becomes sentient? We posed that question to our readers and gave money to the best entry. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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