If Google Could Use Sarcasm

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Let's not beat around the bush: Google is so powerful, it's kind of scary. Unless you live in a cave and burn your own feces to stay warm, chances are you rely on Google more than you probably even realize.

So what happens when this search engine becomes sentient? We posed that question to our readers and gave money to the best entry. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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We are offering so many opportunities for you to win some dough that it'd be insane if you didn't get in on this. Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest) and GIF contest ($150), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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