14 Tourism Ads For Destinations Nobody Wants to Visit
Tourism advertising can't be an easy task if, say, your town is only known for having a masked killer murder several dozen teenagers every summer.
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Tourism advertising can't be an easy task if, say, your town is only known for having a masked killer murder several dozen teenagers every summer.
But the creative types among us take that as a challenge. We asked you to come up with tourism ads for real or fictional destinations that no would ever want to visit, and offered $50 for the best. The winner is up ahead, but first, the runners-up:
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