There are a lot of frustrating people in this world and most of the time it's really hard to get where they're coming from. Deciphering their dickishness is akin to translating an alien language, if said aliens had their middle fingers up while they were dissecting you.

Well, hopefully we can shed some light on what's going on. We asked our readers to use the magic of image manipulation to show us what's going on in the brains of assholes the world over. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Mozartella

20 Asshole Ways Assholes See Things

Entry by Amarna

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Entry by mightyzamfir

20 Asshole Ways Assholes See Things

Entry by Rachel P.

GRACKED.ON TELLME WHO SHOULD WILLING CSNVERU HOW TO I VOTEFOR? POSTIE LIVEMYLIFE

Entry by Kaylow

20 Asshole Ways Assholes See Things

Entry by bazooka

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We are offering so many opportunities for you to win some dough that it'd be insane if you didn't get in on this. Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest) and GIF contest ($150), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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