Look, we love movies and we're grateful that they give us an escape from reality for a few hours. But, you know, sometimes you just don't have that long to solve the plot to a movie. Sometimes a simple bullet to the head or just a couple of words here or there, and a conflict can be avoided entirely.

So that got us wondering exactly how some of our favorite movies could be resolved without all the hot bodies, needless exposition, and big explosions. We put that challenge to our readers and gave money for the best entry.

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