15 Pearls Of Wisdom We’ve Meticulously Strung Together Into A Powerful Rivière Of Knowledge
Pigeons are actually art geniuses!
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- By Reba C, JhallComics
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1 12 Sneaky Tricks Used By Cops To Get What They Want
The cops can lie to you, including saying they have evidence when they don't, to extract a confession.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Everyone’s Taking Shots At Hannah Gadsby’s Anti-Picasso Exhibit
As an art show curator, critics are telling Gadsby to stick to comedy
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘So Go Get Somebody You Like’: Matthew Broderick Remembers His Clashes with John Hughes on the ‘Ferris Bueller’ Set
Working with the famed director wasn’t always a walk in Highland Park
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Kid Tom Hanks from ‘Big’ Said the Movie Would Be a Grooming Scandal Today
The statutory storyline between Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins is a little less romantic once you think about it
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The 16 Most Ill-Conceived Mascots Possible
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There's a science to picking mascots. If you're a sugary breakfast cereal, you must choose a cartoon of something that kills children, like vampires or tigers. If you're car insurance, try to think of an animal name or noise that sounds like your stupid name ... OK, so maybe they're all just guessing.
We asked you to show us what it might look like if companies guessed exactly wrong. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
Entry by DukeCotton
Entry by Tim Babb
Entry by jcthomasva
Entry by shellybean
Entry by LitM80
Entry by Laguna_Renzo
Entry by kidneyPUNch
Entry by BRWombat
Entry by mattographer
Entry by Gorthag
Entry by ivecomehomenow
Entry by RossInBrewtown
Entry by El_Vanja
Entry by maluba
Entry by Fireplug
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15 of the Best Jokes from Dana Carvey and Wayne Brady on Their Shared Birthday
The two comedy legends share a birthday and the uncanny ability crack everyone up
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- By Erik Barnes
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Mike Birbiglia Is Committed to Showing Us How the Comedy Sausage Is Made
On his current stand-up tour, Birbiglia reveals the secrets behind comedy magic
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- By Matt Solomon
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Patton Oswalt Has Three Words for Grads: You Poor Bastards
Oswalt offers positivity, despite grads ‘about to enter a hellscape where you will have to fight for every scrap of your humanity and dignity’
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- By Matt Solomon
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CBS Didn’t Want Carol Burnett’s Birthday Special, Just Like They Didn’t Want Her Show in the First Place
More people watched ‘Carol Burnett: 90 Years of Laughter + Love’ than currently live in Arizona, but CBS thought we’d rather see another rerun of ‘FBI’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘The Bonfire of the Vanities’ Is the Tom Hanks Movie That Tom Hanks Would Like to Forget
Recently, the Oscar-winning legend admitted he hates some of his own films. He wouldn’t say which ones, but he’s never been shy about regretting starring in that 1990 debacle
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- By Tim Grierson
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‘South Park’ Fans Are Risking It All for the Chance to Eat at the New Casa Bonita
One superfan has spent a week in his car hoping to gain entrance to the restaurant
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- By Ian Garner
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Everyone’s Taking Shots At Hannah Gadsby’s Anti-Picasso Exhibit
As an art show curator, critics are telling Gadsby to stick to comedy
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- By Matt Solomon
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- 10
‘So Go Get Somebody You Like’: Matthew Broderick Remembers His Clashes with John Hughes on the ‘Ferris Bueller’ Set
Working with the famed director wasn’t always a walk in Highland Park
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- By Keegan Kelly
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- 3
The Kid Tom Hanks from ‘Big’ Said the Movie Would Be a Grooming Scandal Today
The statutory storyline between Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins is a little less romantic once you think about it
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- By Keegan Kelly
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