The Bonkers Movie That Cost Zero Dollars: 'Attack Of The Giant Blurry Finger'

There’s an obscure little movie you can find hiding out on streaming services called "Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger." It's-- something else.

Authors: By Zanandi Botes
Published: November 27, 2021
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During WW II, Italian Doctors Made Up A Disease (To Save Jewish Lives)

When Nazis occupied Italy in 1943, doctors in Rome created a fake disease as a way to save Jewish people in Italy.

Authors: By Ethan Tyrrell
Published: November 27, 2021
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'Clone High' Is Coming Back (And Deserves More Love This Time )

The underrated cartoon comedy greatness is being brought out of the meat locker.

Authors: By Stephen Buckley
Published: November 27, 2021
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Marvel Tried Censoring A Nick Fury Comic (But Failed. Hard.)

Nick Fury's "gun" accidentally became a major plot point.

Authors: By Maxwell Yezpitelok
Published: November 27, 2021
Comments: 3

On Wisconsin: The Funniest People and Pop Culture in the State

Our state-by-state comedy census heads to the Badger State.

Authors: By Matt Solomon
Published: November 27, 2021
Comments: 4

If Celebrities Got the Fan Mail They Deserved

By:: Cracked Plasticians

July 17, 2015

If Celebrities Got the Fan Mail They Deserved

Having lots of money affords you a ton of things the common unwashed will never get: Solid gold toilets, caviar cereal, and a posse of Yes Men. And because of that last one, famous people end up saying and doing a lot of shit that they probably shouldn't.

With that in mind, we turned to those common unwashed that are our readership and asked them: If you could say one thing to a celebrity, what would it be? We gave money for the best response, but first the runners-up ...