20 Celebrity Scandals We Secretly Wish Were True

Being a famous person is pretty tough. Sure you have unnatural amounts of money, helpers at your beck and call, and mountains of drugs that most of us can only dream about -- but the public scrutiny is so intense that one false move, and your career could be over faster than that Bentley Mulsanne collecting dust in the garage.

With that in mind, we asked our readers to use the power of image witchery to show us what some celebrities could do to tank their careers. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...