Some of the best creative minds go that way by leaving much to their audiences' imaginations. After all, allowing us to connect the dots on our own is half the fun.

With that in mind, we asked our readers to allow you connect the dots by applying some needless censorship to some of our favorite movies and TV shows. Except in this case, the dots are actually dick jokes.

The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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