You know that sarcastic jerk who asks if you want an award every time you brag just a little bit at work? Well just as broken clocks are right twice a day, jerks who don't appreciate how hard it is to eat three hot dogs without chewing sometimes have decent ideas.

We asked you to show us what awards you'd give to the people you hate, if you were sarcastic and more giving. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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If Every Website Got a Dramatic Movie

With the Facebook movie topping the box office and getting Oscar consideration, the copy cat movies seem all but inevitable. Show us how they'll force dramatic plots onto websites that don't deserve them. The winner gets $50.

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