You know that sarcastic jerk who asks if you want an award every time you brag just a little bit at work? Well just as broken clocks are right twice a day, jerks who don't appreciate how hard it is to eat three hot dogs without chewing sometimes have decent ideas.

We asked you to show us what awards you'd give to the people you hate, if you were sarcastic and more giving. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Shramir

15 Sarcastic Awards For Everyday Life

Entry by Unept

PESEID Foh HFAUISE l MAED MINUTES you PARN F0 SAME 20 HERE TO WALIA 15 SFLONDe> & TIME. CRACKED.cOM

Entry by stanley

Congratulations For Actually Doing Your Fucking Job One Day This Week. Joe Bloggs We Love To Work INC CRACKED.cOM

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