The 17 Most Disastrous 'Sexts' Possible


Here we are, deep into the information age and our communications are sloppy as ever. Even our "sweet nothings" and "nasty talk" are being expedited via the wonders of text messaging. And, well, like anything else associated with our smart devices, disaster is inevitable.

With that in mind, we asked you to conjure some of the worst texts that could result from this type of the behavior. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Danzy

CRACKED COM BOOf C-3P0 30 11:23 AM Messages R2-D2 EA Beep-boop-bop Now what are you going on about? Stop sending me Dick-pics!!! O Send

Entry by Paka

...00 AT&T 3G 5:18 PM 100% Messages Unknown Contact Sure, I remember you from the bar. I kept calling you Fifty Shades. Cuz you're rich and kinda look

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