There's no doubt we're entering a new era of yellow journalism. Fortunately for mankind, there were long swaths of time where the media presented the story pretty much as is. What happens, though, when we take those boring ass historical stories and give them a much needed facelift?

With that in mind, we asked our readers to take some history's most important events and bring them to modern times. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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