The 30 Most Inappropriate Children's Books Possible


One has to be delicate when writing a children's book. One wrong word or phrase can take the entire moral you're trying to put across. Which is why it's probably good these pages probably got left on the cutting room floor.

Our readers go back and show us the horrific and twisted consequences of what could have been in our childhood stories. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by roguematt


Entry by RB2

CRACKEDCO Goodnight Mr Peeper Goodnight Grim Reaper

Entry by ironical

The Milkman Look, Jane, look, said Dick. But where is the milk? said Jane. Get lost, said the Milkman. CRACKEDCON

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