15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

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The 30 Most Inappropriate Children's Books Possible

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One has to be delicate when writing a children's book. One wrong word or phrase can take the entire moral you're trying to put across. Which is why it's probably good these pages probably got left on the cutting room floor.

Our readers go back and show us the horrific and twisted consequences of what could have been in our childhood stories. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by RB2

CRACKEDCO Goodnight Mr Peeper Goodnight Grim Reaper

Entry by WRWeir

CRAGKEDO Would you eat them out of a commode? Would you eat them a la mode?

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