Perhaps one of the greatest superpowers on earth belongs to the advertising world. After all, bullshitting billions of people to trade money for utter crap is something we all wish could do.

We asked our readers to think up the worst products ever and then make awesome ads for them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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