Perhaps one of the greatest superpowers on earth belongs to the advertising world. After all, bullshitting billions of people to trade money for utter crap is something we all wish could do.

We asked our readers to think up the worst products ever and then make awesome ads for them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Agent Spiff

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Entry by shylock

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Entry by McBeefy

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Entry by roguematt

CRACKED COM Live the rest of life your without paying another cable phone bill or From here to eternity you've clipped your last coupon Enjoy the of m

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