The 23 Best Ads Possible for the World's Worst Products

Perhaps one of the greatest superpowers on earth belongs to the advertising world.
The 23 Best Ads Possible for the World's Worst Products

Perhaps one of the greatest superpowers on earth belongs to the advertising world. After all, bullshitting billions of people to trade money for utter crap is something we all wish could do.

We asked our readers to think up the worst products ever and then make awesome ads for them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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The 23 Best Ads Possible for the World's Worst Products
The 23 Best Ads Possible for the World's Worst Products
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The 23 Best Ads Possible for the World's Worst Products
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There are FIVE chances for you to win some cold, hard Internet dollars. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread. Or submit to all of them and increase your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners gets 10,000 pennies, GIF winners get 15,000 and macro winners get 20,000!)

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