With the announcement of the Nintendo 3DS--the biggest piece of gaming news in several years--we knew that only a web comic could properly capture the internet's reaction, since most gaming commentary is delivered in that format. Rather than make one, we started with a bare-bones teamplate drawn by Ben Driscoll of Daisy Owl fame, and let the Cracked hive mind loose to modify it as they pleased.


Seems innocent enough, right?

We offered $50 to the best entry. The results range from funny, uplifting, to the kind of deeply unsettling horror that will make you want to move to an isolated cabin in the woods.

Entry by Nathan Birch

NIN TENDO 3DS ADMIT rr MAN. THe 305 I5 GONNA 5LCK. PLEASE, NINTENDO ALWAYS DELIVERS I'LL KISS you ON THE MOUTH IC IT DOESN'T LIVE up TO THE HYPE TuI5

Entry by Jim Avery

NINTENDO 3DS MIDNIGHT LAUNCH ...I tell him it does 3D. and he says Oh yeah? Well it also does YOUR MOM!I swear. some fanboys just don't... Oh! Ah! O

Entry by justinfrost

NINTENDO 3DS A Totally worth coming to Japan for it. Plus we get a free game here. CRACKED.cOM

Entry by GundamPanda

NINTENDO 3DS MIDNIGHT LAUNCH EARLY REVIEWS ARE SAVING THE SUSTEM'S PROPRIETARY WIREL IMPLEMENTAT ION GREATING OF SHIT. LISTEN WE'VE INTERFERENCE WITH

Entry by Charlie

It's been so long since I've felt anything NINTENDO approximating genuine fun 3DS or enjoyment. keep coming to these things hoping that one will respa

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Yeah, those gadgets look cool when they're used in some cartoon or sci-fi blockbuster, but wouldn't be so much fun in the hands of the dumbasses who inhabit reality. Show us all the ways fictional technology could go wrong in the real world, the best Photoshop gets $50.

And head over to Daisy Owl to see what Ben's comics look like when he's handling the writing.

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