What 32 Movie Characters Should Have Said

Our readers went back and retconned our favorite movies to include what characters wish they could've said
What 32 Movie Characters Should Have Said

We've all walked away from a situation wishing we didn't make it awkward by saying that thing that made everyone uncomfortable and weary of us.

Point is, surely movie characters have been in the same situation. Our readers went back and retconned our favorite movies to include what characters wish they could've said. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

What 32 Movie Characters Should Have Said
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How do you like them apples?! D Spwr s-144 You do know that real phone numbers don't start with 555, right? CRACKED.COM
..they CROAK! CRACKED.COM
OH DAMN .. I LEFT MY BADGE IN MY OTHER PANTS! CRACKED COM
You owe me $673,065 Republic Credits in back child support payments... and a new hand...DAD. CRACKEDcO COM
Something has to be done about your kids! Okay, Doc. Sheesh. I'll use a condom.
I'm going to need some new underwear. CRACKED cO
CRACKEDc COM Nah! I'm just messin' with ya. l don't even own the place.
IF you WANT TO BE A JEDI. LUKE. YOu ALSO HAVE TO LEARN TO TALK IN FIGUIRATIVE LANGLIAGE ALL THE TIME. SPECIALLY WHEN THE SUBJECT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTAN
CRaCKED.com Callit. JO 120 Um, I call it a quarter.dumbass.
what was I supposed to do? Just let them die? what?! God. no! That would be a terrible thing for me to imply. Can you imagine? A father of a superpowe
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Okay, well, don't want to be THAT guy, but... Technically, if it can't be refused, it's not really an offer, but an imposition. CRACKEDCOMT
GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE. THAT'S NOT A DOG... IT'S IMITATING A DOG, IT ISN'T REAL!! DROP THATDO. YOU IDIOTS!!
CRACKEDCO THTIS GUY IS SPARTACUS
I refuse to answer any questions without my attorney present.
CRACKEDOON We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams., I Hands off my kid, Wonka! Whath the futh are you thalkin' abou'??
OH! I have some juicy gossip. Apperantly Obi Wan is giving Padma the ol' Meat Saber!
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CRACKED.COM Danny! Sandy! Who's she? I really like her, so she's cool, okay?
CRACKED.COM MANA ON MY MARK FLING POO!
Wait... Count to twenty. L FOUND THE CROSS OF CORONADO. And some men with guns are coming to take it from me. Well, that's different. Hold on, I'll ta
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Hey Tink! Can you stop acting like such a bitch?
What 32 Movie Characters Should Have Said
You're totally right, Mr. Peck. We'll get our equipment up to code immediately. WIiSE e che ri VEL
I CAN'T. IT'STOO BIG. WHAT SHE SAID, THATIS
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