20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes

We get that movies take place in a different reality than our own. That still doesn't mean that some tropes that repeat over several different movies don't quite make sense.

We asked our readers to point out some movie rules that just don't hold water. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by clg123

CRACKEDGON FUNERALS MUST ALWAYS HAVE RAIN

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CAR WASHES ARE SEXY CRACKEDCON

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Entry by rantong

Two people who can't stand eachother... Who constantly bicker and fight... Will eventually become Lovers. (Or BFF'S) CRACKED COM

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Entry by Conmanlink

When you get shot you must fly back several feet.

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Entry by Sara Ohlms

Caught in the apocalypse? ansformers Dark of the Moon World WEE 2012 Aat Make sure you pull over before you die so that the hero can get through! CRAC

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20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes

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Entry by rantong

MOVIE DATING 101 Just be yourself... PSYCH! To find true love, do the opposite: Fake a new identity. This is guaranteed to win your love interest's af

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Entry by The_OvahDawg

20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN... PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR TELEVISION SET.... BREAKING NEWS BECAUSE IT WLL GIVE YOU THE EXACT INFORMATION YOU NEED. NEWS ...A

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Entry by Alspawn

Um, Henchman B? The boss just recited his own evil plan out loud to himself, and then he burst into song. Is that weird, or... Oh, you're singing bac

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Entry by Kittylouise

20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes

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Entry by Matt Lovell

CRACKED T OSing about your first-world problems And you'll get your prince!

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

WHEN CRISIS OCT LOOMS... CARS WILL SUDDENLY FKNG HATE YOU!

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Entry by scandata

When a protagonist gets shot while wearing a bullet-proof vest hecis aays gnSe sure mlle and aallcts he stoPPE CRACKEDCON

In CRACKEDCO amovie, If you're BIGGER MORE POWERFUL or BETTER EQUIPPED or You are going to LOSE to the scrappy little guy.

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Entry by Michael Voll

BREAKING NEWS It is impossibleto receive shecking news and still held ontosemething breakable- CRACKED COM

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Entry by fangurley

CRACKED COM ALIVE UNTIL PROVEN DEAD

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Entry by Adam Page

20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes

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Entry by tesla777

SAY SOMETHING... ...CLEVER ...& SARDONIC ...BEFORE ...or AFTER ...KILLING ..the BAD GUY CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Fauxman3

unattractive man is obssessed about you and follows you around? Must be a creepy sociopathic, plain crazy stalker that will kill or possibly rape you

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