The Greatest Stories Ever Told (Summed Up Via Infographic)

History has given us some brilliantly imagined fictional universes with characters so complicated and detailed, they seem to come to life before our very eyes. We sum them up in info-graphics that could be digested in less than three seconds.
The Greatest Stories Ever Told (Summed Up Via Infographic)

History has given us some brilliantly imagined fictional universes with characters so complicated and detailed, they seem to come to life before our very eyes. We asked you to sum them up in info-graphics that could be digested in less than three seconds.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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So word came out that they have scrapped Spider-Man 4 in favor of a gritty "reboot" of the series, to do what Batman Begins and Casino Royale did for their franchises. When will they take this idea too far? Show us what other movies, TV shows, video games, cartoons, house pets (hell, anything) would look like with a "gritty" reboot. Post it in the forums. The best one gets $50.

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