Darren thinks the star's agent probably hired the crowd that day to help him negotiate a better contract: "He probably had a deal on the line, and we were there mobbing him. This was in the middle of a day, so if an executive saw that he was recognized out of nowhere, that speaks volumes for their popularity. It can push them from being on the fence in whatever deal he was up for. I think he knew something was going on, because he seemed ready to see us. He probably knew from his agent."

However, it's much more "typical" to do crowd work for wealthy tourists. They may be taking their first trip to Los Angeles or New York, and while they might have the money of a celebrity, they don't necessarily have the fame. That's where folks like Darren come in.

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When you're that rich, no daydream is so asinine that someone won't take money to make it a reality.

"The most popular type is having six of us follow someone on Rodeo Drive or wherever for a few hours. It's enough to feel like a celebrity, and that option is usually what many people are willing to pay to have that happen to them."

That said, sometimes people don't know what they want. Darren remembered being in the crowd for a Chinese tourist who wanted the Hollywood treatment. "He wanted to walk out of an expensive clothes store and be lit up by flashbulbs and autograph requests. And he wanted no cellphones. His idea of a celebrity was from the 1950s, and we had to tell him that it wouldn't fly. Most people would use cellphones, and having 20 people with pens and papers on them for an encounter like this would be too fake. We couldn't convince him, so when the day came, we followed him around and gave him the experience he wanted. He looked happy, but then complained when he got back that it didn't feel 'real.'"

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"What do you mean that thing isn't connected to Instagram? What am I paying you people for?!"

Obviously, it ain't cheap: "It can be a few hundred for a few of us to show up. Those are easy jobs. You show up, pretend you like them for an hour, and you're done. It can also be $7,000 if you want to be treated like Tom Cruise walking around for a day. You'll get a limo, driver, over a dozen of us. The works."

It's not always about satisfying desperate vanity, though: "We had a Paralympics athlete wanting a crowd to greet him after getting back from a tourney for a promo spot," Darren remembered. "The message they wanted was 'giving hope to others in the same situation.' I was chosen to be in a wheelchair. When I got to LAX, I parked my car, took the wheelchair out of my trunk, and wheeled to baggage claim. I and a mix of other actors from the firm (and people genuinely waiting for him) waited until he got in and cheered. The people who were there for real were looking around like they didn't believe he had this many fans."

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Though a lot of open handicap spots may have ruined the illusion for any real fans on their way out.

Wait.

Darren skips past it like it's nothing, but he was hired to fake a disability just to fill out the crowd for an athlete. If there is ever a Seinfeld reboot, there's your pilot.

"[Another time] we went to a speech by some chef from the Food Network, and a few actors were asked what their favorite cookbook was by actual fans, and were completely stumped. I wondered why they left quickly halfway through, and in the parking garage after, they told us that a real fan kept asking them about him until they said, 'Do you even know who he is? Why are you here?' They had to leave before they found out they were being paid to be there."

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"I, uh, really just know his earlier stuff. You know, appetizers, antipastos, cheese courses ..."

Other times, Darren gets a heartwarming story out of it. "We agreed to go to a little league game for half our normal rate once. There was a child who was playing his last game before chemo, and it could have been his last last game. His parents wanted to do something special and hired about 50 of us. We sent double that. We all learned the kid's name and cheered for him every time he was at bat or made a play, but we also cheered for his team so his teammates wouldn't feel bad. They won by mercy rule 10-0 in the second inning, and we all cheered wildly when they went off the field. His parents said they actually felt the roar of the crowd. It was a day that made you believe in humanity."

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Though maybe that story doesn't belong here, because there's no way Darren was faking excitement that time.

I stayed a little longer waiting for a ride, and the guitarist of the headlining band spotted me and asked why everyone left, and even though I was off the job, I told him I was really excited for the first band. He gave a sad, 'Oh, well, you should have stuck around. It would have helped with the energy.' He didn't ask if I liked his band or not. He just wanted people there."

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"Sure, I'll be there next time and ready to rock! Assuming one little thing ..."

It doesn't always go well, either. "I was kicked out of a restaurant," said Darren, effectively identifying himself as a hooligan. "This time [the job was for] an actor/author, and instead of trying to get a selfie or something, it was to get [the crowd to ask the author] to sign their book. I don't remember too much else about the actor who wrote the book. It had to be either his publicist or his agent who hired us. I think his show was up for renewal, so he had to be eating with an executive or someone important on the show."

Like all high-powered negotiations, this meeting occurred at a Cheesecake Factory, and after doing his fawning fan act outside, Darren decided to go the extra mile and follow his target inside.

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Sure. That's why he went inside.

"I decided to go in and ask for an autograph ... he started signing my book, and that's when the manager came by and said, 'Stop right there. Don't harass my customers.' The whole section of the restaurant got quiet. The author started to say it was OK, but he was cut off. I guess it was a problem there ... I overheard the manager start to apologize to him when I was being led out. Later that day, my boss asked to see me and said the author left me an actual signed copy of his book, along with a season of his TV show on Blu-ray as an apology. He was a nice guy, and I did my job to the letter. I was just very publicly kicked out by a manager."

Now, we might not have been able to relate to those other stories -- cheering on cancer-stricken children, inspiring crowds of disabled fans, pampering the elite -- but you can be damn sure we relate to getting thrown out of a Cheesecake Factory.

Evan V. Symon is an interviewer, writer, and interview finder for Cracked.com. Have an awesome job or experience you'd like to see up here? Then hit us up at tips@cracked.com today!

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