Miami, FL

Real Name:
Ricardo R. Read
Member Since:
April 11, 2011

About Me

I am a typical Argentinian dude who is currently forging his birth certificate to become the future Supreme Emperor of the United States of America.

I guess I have a few things to brag about..

I am the 2009 USA Tango Champion....seriously here is my video showing off my awesome skills


I majored in History and Political Science.

I probably know more about soccer than the entire Cracked community put together.

Did I mention I am from Argentina? Yeah, that means I am genetically proud of myself.

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