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5 Absurd Reasons Musicians Have Been Fired From Famous Bands

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March 15, 2014

6 Ways Life Is Different If You're Short and Male

Having been short for quite some time now, I've learned a few things I'd like to share with you,

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March 09, 2014

5 Ways the Internet Steals Your Soul

Maybe that sounds melodramatic, but I don't think it's an overstatement. After all, think of all the things the Net has the power to make you do

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March 04, 2014

5 Ways It's Perfectly Fine to Harshly Judge Someone

Here are my techniques to really get to know someone as quickly as possible, whether it's a friend, a potential lover, or your boss.

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March 02, 2014

5 Jokes That Make Customer Service People Hate You (Pt. 2)

Here are five more horrible, cliched jokes that workers have to hear every day, and how I think those workers should be allowed to react in a just world.

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February 01, 2014

5 Terrible Things That Are So Great They Can't Be Improved

These things are just as they should be, warts and all.

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January 26, 2014

3 Reasons You Shouldn't Shame Your Kids on the Internet

As someone who has spent a little over a decade immersed in both parenting and the Internet, I know they don't go together.

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January 25, 2014

The 5 Best Pieces of Writing Advice You Don't Get in School

Every one of these tips below can be learned for free, and I promise you, I could never have written my forthcoming novel without them.

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January 12, 2014

5 Jokes That Make People in Service Jobs Want to Kill You

I think there is something we can all agree on: Lots of annoying customers deserve to die.

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January 11, 2014

5 Sentences You Never Have to Finish

Society has noticed that there are certain scenarios where a few unfinished words and a gesture or facial expression get the job done. Here are five.

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January 05, 2014

The 5 People You Become After a Night of Drinking

You can only learn the most about people when you are totally hammered.

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December 29, 2013

5 Covers That Improved the Lyrics of Famous Songs

I got drunk, and when I woke up I decided to do an article about the five best changed lyrics in music history.

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December 07, 2013

The 5 Best Jokes Ever Told (Without a Single Word)

Sometimes comedy doesn't require a one-liner.

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November 24, 2013

The 5 Worst Lyric Changes in Covers of Famous Songs

Let's explore the five times artists changed lyrics in a way that deserves derision, scorn, and abuse!

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November 23, 2013

The 4 Worst Things We Do Immediately After Falling in Love

I've been in love. I've been married. I'm getting divorced, and I've learned a few things I can share with you.

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November 10, 2013

The 5 Best One-Word Punchlines in Comedic History

A tip for you, the reader: Don't try to have this discussion with dudes you don't know at public urinals. They don't like it.

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November 02, 2013

The 4 Worst Things that Happen When You Meet Your Heroes

You know what they say, be careful about meeting your heroes because they're probably horrible monster-people.

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October 27, 2013

The 4 Worst Moments from Otherwise Great Artists

I think you're a better fanboy if you don't praise everything. You have to own up to your heroes' failures.

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October 22, 2013

10 Celebrity-Themed Sex Positions (Part 3)

Settle in with your oils and prepare for the third installment of celebrity sex positions.

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October 13, 2013

The 5 Greatest Movie Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)

Sometimes strong sexual tension doesn't explode into erotic release -- and yet nobody has blue balls.

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October 10, 2013