Gladstone
Gladstone has been a columnist here since forever. His forthcoming novel, Notes from the Internet Apocalypse, published by Thomas Dunne, will be available for purchase in early 2014.
6 Ways Life Is Different If You're Short and Male
Having been short for quite some time now, I've learned a few things I'd like to share with you,
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
5 Ways the Internet Steals Your Soul
Maybe that sounds melodramatic, but I don't think it's an overstatement. After all, think of all the things the Net has the power to make you do
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
5 Ways It's Perfectly Fine to Harshly Judge Someone
Here are my techniques to really get to know someone as quickly as possible, whether it's a friend, a potential lover, or your boss.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
5 Jokes That Make Customer Service People Hate You (Pt. 2)
Here are five more horrible, cliched jokes that workers have to hear every day, and how I think those workers should be allowed to react in a just world.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
5 Terrible Things That Are So Great They Can't Be Improved
These things are just as they should be, warts and all.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
3 Reasons You Shouldn't Shame Your Kids on the Internet
As someone who has spent a little over a decade immersed in both parenting and the Internet, I know they don't go together.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
The 5 Best Pieces of Writing Advice You Don't Get in School
Every one of these tips below can be learned for free, and I promise you, I could never have written my forthcoming novel without them.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
5 Jokes That Make People in Service Jobs Want to Kill You
I think there is something we can all agree on: Lots of annoying customers deserve to die.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
5 Sentences You Never Have to Finish
Society has noticed that there are certain scenarios where a few unfinished words and a gesture or facial expression get the job done. Here are five.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
The 5 People You Become After a Night of Drinking
You can only learn the most about people when you are totally hammered.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
5 Covers That Improved the Lyrics of Famous Songs
I got drunk, and when I woke up I decided to do an article about the five best changed lyrics in music history.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
The 5 Best Jokes Ever Told (Without a Single Word)
Sometimes comedy doesn't require a one-liner.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
The 5 Worst Lyric Changes in Covers of Famous Songs
Let's explore the five times artists changed lyrics in a way that deserves derision, scorn, and abuse!
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
The 4 Worst Things We Do Immediately After Falling in Love
I've been in love. I've been married. I'm getting divorced, and I've learned a few things I can share with you.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
The 5 Best One-Word Punchlines in Comedic History
A tip for you, the reader: Don't try to have this discussion with dudes you don't know at public urinals. They don't like it.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
The 4 Worst Things that Happen When You Meet Your Heroes
You know what they say, be careful about meeting your heroes because they're probably horrible monster-people.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
The 4 Worst Moments from Otherwise Great Artists
I think you're a better fanboy if you don't praise everything. You have to own up to your heroes' failures.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
10 Celebrity-Themed Sex Positions (Part 3)
Settle in with your oils and prepare for the third installment of celebrity sex positions.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
The 5 Greatest Movie Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
Sometimes strong sexual tension doesn't explode into erotic release -- and yet nobody has blue balls.
- Authors
- By Gladstone
- Published
