Dan Fritschie
Comedian, writer, husband, father, disher-outer, taker-inner, cranky old man in training.
5 Common Mistakes New Comedians Make Starting Out
Do you know how to use a mic properly? Be honest.
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Am I Funny? (How To Answer That Honestly)
Stare deep into the funhouse mirror and ask the question.
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Stand-Up Comedians: 4 Realities Nobody Really Talks About
It's time to go behind the brick wall.
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How To Write A Joke In 5 Steps
That yammering guy at the bus station could've used this bad.
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4 Questions Aspiring Comedians Should Ask Themselves
The idea is to stand in front of a brick wall, not slam head-first into it.
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Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time: 4 Ways Filibusters Turned Awful
If the senate seems useless, this is why.
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Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time: 4 Bonkers Ways We Used Radiation
Turns out drinking radium every day is way less awesome than The Hulk would have us assume.
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Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time: 4 Ways We Ruined Plastics
Like pretty much everything else you consume, this article contains plastic.
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Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time: 4 Problems With Gas Stoves
Get ready to feel really paranoid about cooking dinner tonight.
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Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time: 4 Blunders Of 'The War On Drugs': The War On Drugs
The war on drugs turned 100 recently; here's its terrible history.
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4 Ways Modern Sci-Fi Movies Hate You (VIDEO)
Or at least hate life.
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Cracked's Big Questions: 5 Key Differences Between Murder And Manslaughter
Don't act like you've never been curious what all those different charges actually meant.
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Cracked's Big Questions: 6 Reasons Why The U.S. Doesn't Use The Metric System
5,280 feet to a mile is a terrible system, so why are we so attached to it?
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Cracked's Big Questions: 5 Things To Demystify Copyright, Trademark, And Patents
Today we finally break down who intends to sue your YouTube channel.
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Cracked's Big Questions: 4 Ways We Ended Up With So Much Junk Food
Why are Americans so fat? Blame Richard Nixon.
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Cracked's Big Questions: 4 Reasons We Cling To Obsolete Technology
Fax machines, vinyl records, ancient video games ... Why haven't we chucked this stuff to the curb yet?
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Standup Comedy: 4 Tips On How To Break In From A Pro
Here's how to tell jokes in front of a brick wall, not run into one.
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25 Holiday Candies Ranked From Worst To Best
Mint M&Ms: Good! Candy corn: Bad!
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Running A Supervillain Organization: The Definitive Guide
Lessons on branding, team-building, and avoiding getting stabbed.
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The Weird History Of 5 Famous Propaganda Films
They affected culture in ways they never predicted.
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