Christian Ames

I am a grad student living in the great Pacific Northwest. In between tests and papers I write hilarious things for Cracked under the nom de plume Christian Ames. I have two cats and at least 4 allergies.

The 6 Most Badass Robots (Invented Before Electricity)

You might think that robots are strictly a 20th century invention, but you'd be sorely mistaken: At the same time that the human race thought stomach aches were just tiny, enchanted dwarfs casting hunger spells, a few brilliant souls (possibly aliens) were actually building full functional robots.

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