40 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of January 20, 2025
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- By Ian Garner
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Sarcastic Songs Everyone Takes Seriously
We often forget that pop music is just poetry performed by hot people
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- By Amanda Mannen
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‘The Righteous Gemstones’ Ending After Next Season Is A Blessing in Disguise
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, January 24, 2025
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- By Jesse
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Here’s How Tom Green Is Responsible for Joe Rogan’s Podcasting Career
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- By JM McNab
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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, January 24, 2025
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- By Ian Garner
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Marlee Matlin Says There Needs to Be More Comedy Like Her ‘Seinfeld’ Episode
‘What are you, deaf?’ ‘Bingo!’
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Family Matters’ Star Reginald VelJohnson Denies Dave Chappelle’s ‘SNL’ Diddy Story
Carl Winslow swears he wasn’t there
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- By Matt Solomon
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40 Random Bits of Trivia We’re AirDropping to Internet Fact Deserts
We have so many facts, we don’t know what to do with them
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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Denis Leary Updates His ‘A**hole’ Song for 2025
The song is a great reminder of all of Leary’s joke-theft controversies
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- By Matt Solomon
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Will Ferrell’s Weirdest Comedy Gig Was Performing for O.J. Simpson Jurors
A sequestered audience of 12 isn’t a lot of laughs
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Documentary That David Cross Says Is Like a Real-Life ‘Mr. Show’ Sketch
The ‘Devastator’ sketch doesn’t seem so far-fetched now
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- By JM McNab
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21 Disturbing Things Trash Collectors Found in the Garbage
‘A two-week-old leg’
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- By Ian Garner
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The ‘Video Nasties’ Were the Most British Moral Panic
It’s not our fault they have a hilarious lexicon that makes even terrible things sound adorable
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- By Amanda Mannen
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20 Things Everyone Mistakenly Thinks Are in the Bible
That’s not what ‘speaking in tongues’ means
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- By Amanda Mannen
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Carved From a Single Block of Marble
I saw the factoid in the marble and carved until I set it free
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- By Jesse, Cracked Writers
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The Five Most Narcissistic Sitcom Characters
And they just knew they were going to top this list
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- By Matt Solomon
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Here Are the Ukrainian Stand-Up Comedians Coping With the War Through Dark Humor
Three years of the Russian invasion hasn’t slowed down the Ukrainian stand-up scene
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- By Keegan Kelly
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This Was Eric Idle’s Pitch for a ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ Sequel
The Pythons talked about, but never made, ‘The Final Crusade’
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- By JM McNab
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30 of Norm Macdonald’s Best O.J. Simpson Jokes
‘It was revealed today that O.J. Simpson told police that Nicole Brown Simpson used to beat him up. He also claimed that she and Ron Goldman killed him’
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Movies That Were Supposed to Be Sequels to Other Movies
We could be living in a very different action movie climate
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- By Amanda Mannen
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35 Wildly Unromantic Ways Couples Have Met
‘I nearly ran him over in a 7-Eleven parking lot’
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- By Ian Garner
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35 Deleted TV and Movie Scenes That Were Too Powerful for the Final Cut
The movie and TV equivalent of switching to plastic lawn darts
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- By Jay Wells L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Wouldn’t Trade for the World
Whatever you’re offering, it’s not enough for these
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- By Jay Wells L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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40 Random Bits of Trivia That Are Like 50-Pound Dumbbells for Your Brain Gym
Time to put in those reps!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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Fan Reimagines Every ‘Oscars’ Best Picture Nominee Through the Lens of 'It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’
We’d like to see Suds try to capture the essence of ‘The Brutalist’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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