25 Funny Things People Stole While They Were Drunk
- By Ian Garner
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- September 23, 2023
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Just an incredible amount of nope
They’re making a fair request
Bet we can give you a facial tic
Even for ‘South Park,’ these moments were morally unthinkable
It was either ‘trying to love on the white boys or beat up on the white boys, or I’m doing something loud’
Nothing against bowls of fruit
Because everyone already knows the French names for fast-food staples
We all know where these stories are going, which is why 90 minutes is plenty of time to get us there
We dare to question the oeuvre of Dolph Lundgren
The worst part about working with Taylor Swift: Random strangers yelling, ‘Sad virgin!’
Would you rather go to your father’s funeral, or the funeral for your bird?
War? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Which is why people make jokes about it
New Rule: Stop crying over behavior you're guilty of yourself.
Terror is all the more terrifying when it comes from the mouth of a child
Do you have what it takes to be an ‘Idiot Sandwich’?