It turns out people don’t like it when Matt Stone makes their cartoon chihuahua kill itself

• By Keegan Kelly
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• March 21, 2023

‘How am I gonna stop texting? Don’t say, ‘Don’t text,’ ‘cause you can’t tell somebody who keeps texting, ‘Don’t text!’ Oh, delete the number? What am I gonna do, delete my brain?’

• By Dan Fritschie
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• March 21, 2023

The man behind Jomboy Media’s viral YouTube videos looks ahead to a new baseball season while reflecting on ‘The Slap’ and his disinterest in generating hot takes

• By Tim Grierson
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• March 21, 2023

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• March 11, 2023

Sometimes, revenge is a dish best not served at all

• By Ryan Menezes
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• March 21, 2023

McGruff the Crime Dog was super into crime in real life.

• By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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• March 21, 2023

Good morning U.S.A.! I’ve got a feeling that it’s gonna be a trivia day

• By JM McNab
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• March 21, 2023

Jon Lovitz and Tony Danza adorned in throwback Dodgers uniforms is perfect 1993

• By Keegan Kelly
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• March 20, 2023

Val Kilmer thought his throat cancer was just “an outward manifestation of a spiritual cold.”

• By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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• March 20, 2023

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• March 10, 2023

Pauly Shore released a snipped of Stiller’s audition, and it’s prehistorically playful

• By Keegan Kelly
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• March 20, 2023

Yelling to a packed arena: ‘I will not enter the ring until everyone in here is absolutely silent!’

• By Matt Solomon
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• March 20, 2023

This might be the only way in which Trump is like Tupac

• By Matt Solomon
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• March 20, 2023

Don’t even get them started on the magic xylophone

• By Keegan Kelly
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• March 20, 2023

Before ‘Digman!’ there was some dumb movie about storks

• By JM McNab
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• March 20, 2023

‘Stay in your lane, Waterboy’

• By Matt Solomon
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• March 20, 2023

Maybe positioning comedy as ‘emotional sex work’ can help?

• By Matt Solomon
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• March 20, 2023