Beyond Cocaine Bear: 15 Badass Real-Life Animals Who Deserve Their Own Movie

Dear Hollywood, instead of pumping out a 13th installment of Air Bud, we’ve gathered some animals worth celebrating on the big screen. These animals don’t have time to waste shooting hoops, because they’re out there making a difference. Good or bad, they’ve done some wild shit, and we’re here to give the elevator pitch for these legendary biopics. You’re welcome, screenwriters. And hey, if you don’t want them, maybe we’ll join you down at Starbucks and start typing.
We just got sick of sitting back, and letting Homeward Bound get all the glory. Ooh, they found their way home. Big deal. That movie is based on a true story, so maybe those producers just need to hear these pitches. We’ve got slugs who saved thousands of soldiers in WWI by detecting mustard gas. So, from savior slugs to executioner elephants, there’s no shortage of badass animals who deserve their own movie. Here are those and 13 more. Your move, Hollywood.
Nora The Kitty Pianist

Cockatoos learn to pick locks.

Paul the Octopus predicts the World Cup winner.

Slugs saved WWI soldiers by detecting mustard gas.

The Gunga Rao elephant executioners of India.

Jack the baboon has been workin’ on the railroad. All the livelong day.

Cher Ami the pigeon who stopped at nothing for the cause.

Crows can go fishing.

The drunk vervet monkeys of St. Kitts.

The ornery swan of Cambridge.

A heroic Aussie and his donkey.

The blobfish is known as “the world’s ugliest animal.”

Nemo, the hero dog in Vietnam.

Rats can detect Tuberculosis.

Red, the leader of the party pack.
