37 Lesser-Known Facts About Celebrity Relatives For Us Normies
Have you seen that show Claim to Fame on ABC? It's a dully watchable reality competition that seems to have mashed Big Brother and The Masked Singer into a blender and poured out a shlocky smoothie for people who are too wine drunk to change the channel after The Bachelorette. Hosted by two bargain bin Jonas Brothers, the show sees contestants with secret famous relatives trying to suss out the identities of their fellow famous-adjacent roommates. Is it any good? Honestly, no idea, because I'm usually one of the said wine drunk people from this mess of a Bachelorette season--
The more important point is that I'll be keeping this list of facts about celebrity relatives somewhere in my mind palace for if they ever do a second season of this mind numbing show. Maybe being able to recognize someone who looks kind of genetically close to someone else on my TV will finally make me feel alive.