Another month, another glut of films and TV shows exploding onto your screen like God’s proverbial flood, but created solely and exclusively to wash your brain clean. Is The Circle worth watching? Who cares, you’re going to watch. Is this brainwashing? Maybe, but if your parents have an opiate dispenser it’s hard to say no.

From serial killers to game show hosts, April’s got a ton of what-passes-for-fun shows and very little video games, but somehow surprisingly not new video games, which seems more appropriate for the ship-you-DVDs store. But! Also not on the list — Marvel stuff which has finally started moving back to Disney+ and Spider-Man: No Way Home which famously called Netflix streaming’s “Staten Island” — a place that is much cooler, much more expensive, and much less culturally powerful as a concept than it used to be — before moving to Starz

Here are some of the interesting, bad, weird things being added to Netflix this month. Not mentioned, sadly? Your last relationship, despite the fact that you use your ex’s account to send them coded messages using different shows, begging them to take you back. Maybe that’s next month?

Inception (April 1st)

April on NETFLIX April 1 Inception Despite being, you know, Inception, the film came in early and under budget. CRACKED.COM

Source: Collider

Our Great National Parks (April 13th)

April on NETFLIX April 13 our Great National Parks Barack Obama helped protect and create some of the places he's exploring in this new documentary. CRACKED.COM

Source: Treehugger

Trivia Quest (April 1st)

April on NETFLIX April 1 Trivia Quest The game show is based on the popular mobile game Trivia Crack. TC has millions of questions, with user- submitted ones coming in all the time. CRACKED.COM

Source: The Guardian

The Bubble (April 1st)

April on NETFLIX April 1 The Bubble Directed by Judd Apatow, the film was inspired by his wife Leslie Mann's chaotic attempts to work on Jurassic World Dominion during COVID. CRACKED.COM

Source: Collider

Battle: Freestyle (April 1st)

April on NETFLIX April 1 Battle: Freestyle Norwegian sequel based on a book to the original Step Up-esque dance flick. CRACKED.COM

Source: Web News Observer

The Blind Side (April 1st)

April on NETFLIX 74 April 1 The Blind side The recruiting coaches played themselves. M CRACKED.COM

Source: AL.com

Along for the Ride (April 22nd)

April on NETFLIX April 22 Along for the Ride This romance about insomniacs was based on the writer's own trouble sleeping after having her daughter. CRACKED.COM

Source: Sarah Dessen

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