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Eventually you pick up a thing at whatever job you work at. It’s why people who work at Amazon are amazing in bed, and why Cracked employees are so supremely well versed in the “Uhm, actually…” school of Socratic debate. But if you’re a mainstream actor, odds are that what you’re excellent at is killing… and in some cases, it’s not just pretending. With all the fencing and the sword fighting classes, the shooting practice, and the throwing sharp objects at bad guys until they stop walking toward you all menacingly courses, it really isn’t surprising that so many performers are a bit more dangerous than they let on. Sometimes more than a bit. Really, it seems they’re all method acting! Just with, you know, fighting and violence rather than with staying up all night to “appear” sleep deprived or talking in an accent even when the camera isn’t rolling.
Unsurprisingly, Keanu Reeves is one of the better gunmen in the entertainment business
Cary Elwes was so good, his scene was over too fast
Hailee Steinfeld became an archer for a show that does not even use arrows
Michelle Pfeiffer got better with her whip than the stunt actress
Tom Cruise’s gun technique is shown in firearm classes
Viggo Mortensen is the best swordsman, potentially in all cinema
Princess Bride made Mandy Patinkin an expert
Angelina Jolie is amazing at knife throwing
Kit Harington is an unbelievably good swordsman
Highlander’s Adrian Paul is an expert swordsman
William Zabka has a green belt in karate
Danai Gurira still trains with her sword after mastering it during The Walking Dead
Basil Rathbone excelled at fencing, and even taught others
Errol Flynn learned the sword from masters
Chloë Grace Moretz became a butterfly knife expert